Clowns Pillows

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'I think this explains the funny noises coming from your engine.'

"I don't think it's anything serious"

Information / Misinformation.

'To summarize: The visual joke brings on a very fast reaction but the verbal joke is more widely quoted and is remembered longer.'

'Miss Kelsey, I'm feeling a little depressed. Send in the clowns.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

Clown Car.

'Oh he's a clown alright, but I wouldn't laugh about Ronald McDonald!'

'Clown fish ... '

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Clown Car Crash

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

"We don't spank in our family- we just use the discipline clown."

The Three Certainties: Death, Taxes and Bobo.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

"Nevermind that; just get me a beer."

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

"L'adoration des comiques."

"No thanks. Balloons are really just storage units for bad breath."

"I got a 'puffer fish'."

Heart attack in the box

"I borrowed it from your neighbor, he really is a big clown."

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

At home with Horny the Clown

Monster Clown

Clowns In the White House

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

'Hey, that's not helping!'

Harold's 'Clown Ministry" was off to a bad start