Clown Pillows

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'That would be a whole lot funnier if it weren't hooked up to your colostomy bag.'

"Your father and I wish you would choose a career that's a little more practical and a little less disturbing."

Why it's not always a good idea to wear your work uniform to court...

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

'You deducted whoopie cushions as a business expense Just what kind of business are you in, Mr, Quincy'

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."

Crash Testing Clown Car.

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'No money. I just want that hysterical outfit you're wearing.'

"I thought we agreed you were going to cry on the inside."

"I feel like I'm having some credibility issues."

'Here's the bastard now and he's carrying our Maude's bladder.'

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."

Clown's casket has extensions for big shoes.

'Well at least they died with smiles on their faces.'

Clown Evolution.

"Clydesdale here is our specialist in funny little noises."

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

"Kids terrify me."

Boardroom cream pies.

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Seltzer . . . seltzer!"

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.