Clown In Disguise Pillows

'I sent it to the cleaners.'

"Oh no, he's got his Thinking Cap on."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Clown God

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Get crazy once in a while

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What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Crab with a clown face.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Clown Face Painting

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."