Clown In Disguise Mugs

'I sent it to the cleaners.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Get crazy once in a while

Clown God

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Crab with a clown face.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Clown Face Painting

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'