Clown In A Suit Pillows

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Crab with a clown face.

Clown God

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown Face Painting

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."