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"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

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Clown God

Crab with a clown face.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

Clown Face Painting

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'