Clown Acts Gifts

At The Clown Bank.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

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Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown God

Crab with a clown face.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clown Face Painting

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'