Clown Lovers Gifts

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"There's no weapon in the pie. The weapon IS the pie."

'Ok, granted, no one is entirely like their image that's portrayed in the media, but still...'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Children's Parties

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

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Crab with a clown face.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown Wife

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Clown walks balloon dog

Only Clowns

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'