Clown Lovers Prints

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"There's no weapon in the pie. The weapon IS the pie."

'Ok, granted, no one is entirely like their image that's portrayed in the media, but still...'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crab with a clown face.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Wife

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Children's Entertainer

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Only Clowns

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Clown walks balloon dog