Clown Lover Gifts

'The car isn't making funny noises...you are.'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The smoking Gun

Humiliate the clown till he dunks himself.

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'It hurts when I smile.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Did you use a condom?"

Skiing Clown

"Scary, isn't it? The scariest thing is that I won't go away after Halloween. I'll be back tomorrow and the day after tomorrow and..."

"No, I'm scarier."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Seven clowns get out of a tiny flying saucer

"In your case, it's not serious."

'First casual Fridays, now fantasy Mondays.'

The clowns are coming!

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Surround clown

The comedy store (Woman has a clown in her trolley).

'Wacky! Wacky! Wacky! Why-does-it-always-have-to-be-WACKY!'

'Remember, Chuckles, never discount the write-in vote of circus fans.'

'Congratulations. It failed its M. O. T.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

A Guide to Balloon Animals