Community Clown T-Shirts

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Dead Funny

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

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What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Crab with a clown face.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown God

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Clown Face Painting

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'