Inbox Conqueror Gifts

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Storm in the out tray

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Access Denied!

Careerist

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Star Executive

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

E-mail

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"We have two offices throughout the world."