Inbox Conqueror Gifts

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Storm in the out tray

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Access Denied!

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Careerist

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

E-mail

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.