Inbox Warrior Gifts

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Stop hitting 'Reply All.'"

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

Spamicide

E-mail

E-mail

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Storm in the out tray

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'Dog eat dog.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'I hate Mondays.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.