Mailbox Warrior Gifts

"Just more Junk Mail."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

'I hate Mondays.'

'Dog eat dog.'

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Working 9 to 5.

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Why am I running?

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'At least I don't have his life.'