Inbox Gladiator Gifts

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Everything's gone up."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

This castle manager job better be for real.

Run, Mike, Run!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"You've bust your hump."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

The rat race

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

Pecking order spats take their toll.

'I've read my appraisal and this is my solicitor - I intend to sue you!'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

'Great talk, J.T. You certaimly filled them with the fighting spirit!'