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"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Everything's gone up."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

This castle manager job better be for real.

Run, Mike, Run!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"You've bust your hump."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

The rat race

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

Pecking order spats take their toll.

'I've read my appraisal and this is my solicitor - I intend to sue you!'

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Well, Jim, it appears you just put your finger on my one point of terrible vulnerability!'

'Great talk, J.T. You certaimly filled them with the fighting spirit!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?