Gym Gladiator T-Shirts

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

Hear me, Graduates!

Punishment for the kicker.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Human males marking territory.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Waiting for the results.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"