Gym Gladiator Pillows

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

"I feel your pain."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Hear me, Graduates!

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Human males marking territory.

Waiting for the results.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Football Blockers.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"