Galactic Gladiator Pillows

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

I'm Spartacus.

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Punishment for the kicker.

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."