Galactic Gladiator Gifts

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

I'm Spartacus.

American Football.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Biker Lawn Mower

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Football.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

Human males marking territory.

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

The rat race

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'