Galaxy Gladiator Gifts

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

Punishment for the kicker.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Human males marking territory.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!