Gadget Gladiator Gifts

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Biker Lawn Mower

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Human males marking territory.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Return Of The Flu.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'If you wanted me to be cooperative, why did you appoint a lawyer for me?'

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

Man and dog role reversal

July: Drought in the garden can be a serious problem this month.

'He was just a temp.'

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

Trolley Cage