Keyboard Gladiator Gifts

Actually Norman only tends to be a seething inferno of rage and resentment when he's on Twitter."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

The Proust of Twitter

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Biker Lawn Mower

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Human males marking territory.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

The rat race

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Pecking order spats take their toll.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Great talk, J.T. You certaimly filled them with the fighting spirit!'