Gladiator Gifts

'He was just a temp.'

Death sentence.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

I'm Spartacus.

American Football.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

The rat race

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Pecking order spats take their toll.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Football Blockers.