Glacier Gladiator Gifts

"I don't think your newfound fear of skiing is irrational."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

I'm Spartacus.

Football.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

The rat race

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Waiting for the results.

Pecking order spats take their toll.

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."