Ice Gladiator Gifts

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

'You gonna stop fighting? Huh? I can't hear you!'

"Look! The first fight of the NHL season."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

American Football.

I'm Spartacus.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

The rat race

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Pecking order spats take their toll.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Football Blockers.

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

'Great talk, J.T. You certaimly filled them with the fighting spirit!'