Ice Gladiator Gifts

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

'You gonna stop fighting? Huh? I can't hear you!'

"Look! The first fight of the NHL season."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

I'm Spartacus.

American Football.

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Punishment for the kicker.

Football.

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

The rat race

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Pecking order spats take their toll.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

Football Blockers.

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?