Ice Gladiator Fan Gifts

'I'd say pound-for-pound he's the best player in professional hockey.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Running out of Gas.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Raging Bull on Ice

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

"Don't be lazy."

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Emperor and cat.

Penguins - one is skating.

White Wine on Ice!

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Winter Olympics

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

Lake Skater

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

'Now get out there and execute.'

This is the caesarean section.

Radiator - Father to a murdered piston, husband to a murdered boiler, I will have my vengeance, if not in this life, then in the next...

'He was just a temp.'

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

Mouse Skateboarder

'Poop!'