Ice Gladiator Fan T-Shirts

'I'd say pound-for-pound he's the best player in professional hockey.'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Running out of Gas.

Raging Bull on Ice

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Don't be lazy."

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

Emperor and cat.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Penguins - one is skating.

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Winter Olympics

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

White Wine on Ice!

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

Lake Skater

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

Mouse Skateboarder

'Poop!'

'Now get out there and execute.'

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

This is the caesarean section.

'He was just a temp.'

'I meant the wine.'