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Death sentence.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Monster chariot races

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Really big bang

No hitting below the belt!

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

Emperor and cat.

'Look out for his low punches.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'