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'Says he is from somewhere called Nottingham!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Cheerleaders

WWFood Stores.

Knight

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"She can be outspoken."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Monster chariot races

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

Emperor and cat.

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

When I said take more exercise Mr Potter I didn't mean right now.

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

Prelude to 1892 Election

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

'He was just a temp.'

Radiator - Father to a murdered piston, husband to a murdered boiler, I will have my vengeance, if not in this life, then in the next...

This is the caesarean section.

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

"Oh, boo hoo! While you're playing around the Coliseum all day, I'm stuck in this house!"

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'Now get out there and execute.'