Gladiator Aficionado T-Shirts

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit..

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Car joust.

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"She can be outspoken."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

Monster chariot races

Sir Cowalot.

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

Emperor and cat.

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"I reckon that Christian Aid lot are pushing them anabolic steroids!"

Sponsor Designed Olympic Torch.

"Oops. Oops. Oops."

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."