Gladiator Aficionado T-Shirts

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit..

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Car joust.

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"She can be outspoken."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

Sir Cowalot.

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Monster chariot races

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

Emperor and cat.

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

Prelude to 1892 Election

Sponsor Designed Olympic Torch.

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

"Oops. Oops. Oops."