Gladiator Fans T-Shirts

A lion walks into a Colosseum arena where a dish of food is waiting.

'Now get out there and execute.'

"I'd have been just as happy with monoply."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Police Box

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Monster chariot races

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

Emperor and cat.

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Prelude to 1892 Election

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

'Uh, oh! Even the goats are roped together!'

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

Radiator - Father to a murdered piston, husband to a murdered boiler, I will have my vengeance, if not in this life, then in the next...

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

This is the caesarean section.

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'He was just a temp.'

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics