Gladiator Fans Pillows

A lion walks into a Colosseum arena where a dish of food is waiting.

'Now get out there and execute.'

"I'd have been just as happy with monoply."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Monster chariot races

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

Emperor and cat.

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

'Uh, oh! Even the goats are roped together!'

Prelude to 1892 Election

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

This is the caesarean section.

'He was just a temp.'

Gold for blind pjotr at the paralympics

'And now I've got gum stuck to the bottom of my sandal, that's it, I'm out of here.'