Gladiator Games Fan Pillows

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

'Better let me lead off the presentation.'

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Evolution.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Pokemon Get Lost

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Very angry birds"

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

Sporting maladies.

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Monster chariot races

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Emperor and cat.

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Prelude to 1892 Election

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

'You may've gotten my king, but I just Charlie Sheen won, you troll!'

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'He was just a temp.'

Radiator - Father to a murdered piston, husband to a murdered boiler, I will have my vengeance, if not in this life, then in the next...

This is the caesarean section.

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."