Gladiator Culture Enthusiast Pillows

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I feel your pain."

I'm Spartacus.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Monster chariot races

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

Emperor and cat.

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Shoo!"

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

Prelude to 1892 Election

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

This is the caesarean section.

'He was just a temp.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

'Now get out there and execute.'