Gladiator Games Fan Gifts

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

'Better let me lead off the presentation.'

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Evolution.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Sporting maladies.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"Very angry birds"

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Monster chariot races

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

Emperor and cat.

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Prelude to 1892 Election

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

This is the caesarean section.

'He was just a temp.'

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'Now get out there and execute.'

'You may've gotten my king, but I just Charlie Sheen won, you troll!'

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."