Gladiator History Fan Gifts

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The unknown war poet.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Maypole

Saint Patrick

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

The Race to Ukraine

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

William Shakespeare

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'Is it organic?'

The Jumping Tank

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

Monster chariot races

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

"Without further ado, please welcome the real 'Indiana Jones!'"

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

'Razed any good cities lately?'

At the Lost Gods Home

Charles Darwin

"It just isn't the same without the fans."