Gladiator History Buff Gifts

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I'm Spartacus.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"She can be outspoken."

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Monster chariot races

Emperor and cat.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Prelude to 1892 Election

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

'Now get out there and execute.'

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

This is the caesarean section.

'He was just a temp.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."