Gladiator History Buff Prints

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I'm Spartacus.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"She can be outspoken."

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Monster chariot races

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Emperor and cat.

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Prelude to 1892 Election

"I reckon that Christian Aid lot are pushing them anabolic steroids!"

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

'Now get out there and execute.'

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

This is the caesarean section.

Radiator - Father to a murdered piston, husband to a murdered boiler, I will have my vengeance, if not in this life, then in the next...

'He was just a temp.'

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

"Oh, boo hoo! While you're playing around the Coliseum all day, I'm stuck in this house!"