Gladiator Enthusiast Prints

"This is Igor...he's responsible for enforcing the new personnel mangement protocols."

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Monster chariot races

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"Don't worry, the lions do all the work."

Gladiators.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Rage.

"I feel your pain."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

'You're too aggressive.'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Emperor and cat.

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Prelude to 1892 Election

"Shoo!"

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

'Now get out there and execute.'

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'