Gladiator Enthusiast Mugs

"This is Igor...he's responsible for enforcing the new personnel mangement protocols."

"No wonder we could get tickets."

Monster chariot races

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"Don't worry, the lions do all the work."

"Let's stay for the Q&A."

'I made it! I made it! I'm into the Quarter Finals!!'

Gladiators.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I feel your pain."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

'You're too aggressive.'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Emperor and cat.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Prelude to 1892 Election

"I reckon that Christian Aid lot are pushing them anabolic steroids!"

"Shoo!"

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'