Gladiator Admirer Mugs

Prelude to 1892 Election

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"You dressed!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

The Clown Hit

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

The Queen

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Lee Van Cleef

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Birth of Darth Vader

Antonio Banderas

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Monster chariot races

"God must have been very pleased."

The Rejected Design For The New Law Courts

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'Careful, he bites.'