Gladiator Fanatic Mugs

'Says he is from somewhere called Nottingham!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Cheerleaders

WWFood Stores.

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

Knight

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"She can be outspoken."

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Monster chariot races

Emperor and cat.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

When I said take more exercise Mr Potter I didn't mean right now.

Prelude to 1892 Election

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

This is the caesarean section.

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

'He was just a temp.'

'Now get out there and execute.'

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."