Gladiator Admirer Pillows

Prelude to 1892 Election

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

The Reaper's Arms

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"You dressed!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

The Clown Hit

The Queen

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Birth of Darth Vader

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

"God must have been very pleased."

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Monster chariot races

The Rejected Design For The New Law Courts

'Careful, he bites.'

Emperor and cat.

"I feel more quaint than wicked."