Gladiator Fan Gifts

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

"I found the old format much more exciting."

'I meant the wine.'

"You've been traded to Carthage for two third-round picks and a hippopotamus."

Emperor and cat.

"That's the one!"

'Women gladiators just don't pull in the crowd.'

Roman in-tray and out-tray.

'He was just a temp.'

Radiator - Father to a murdered piston, husband to a murdered boiler, I will have my vengeance, if not in this life, then in the next...

This is the caesarean section.

"As a role model for young Romans you should distance yourself from rape culture."

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

"I was skeptical at first, but this new diet plan I'm on really works."

Gladiators

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Easter bunny Island.

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Monster chariot races

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Prelude to 1892 Election

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

Cleaner and sculpture

Taking selfies at the kelpies