Gladiator Fan Prints

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

"I found the old format much more exciting."

'I meant the wine.'

"You've been traded to Carthage for two third-round picks and a hippopotamus."

Emperor and cat.

"That's the one!"

'Women gladiators just don't pull in the crowd.'

Roman in-tray and out-tray.

'He was just a temp.'

This is the caesarean section.

"As a role model for young Romans you should distance yourself from rape culture."

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

"I was skeptical at first, but this new diet plan I'm on really works."

Gladiators

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Easter bunny Island.

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Monster chariot races

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

"No, the guy with the bat doesn't get to kill the guys with the mitts."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Prelude to 1892 Election

Cleaner and sculpture

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'