Golf Gladiator Gifts

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Things get heated at the outing.

Keep calm, play golf.

"He'll watch for us around the waterways. We'll surprise him here."

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I feel your pain."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'The grudge match.'

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Human males marking territory.

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Waiting for the results.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"