Golf Gladiator Gifts

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Things get heated at the outing.

Keep calm, play golf.

"He'll watch for us around the waterways. We'll surprise him here."

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'The grudge match.'

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

Football.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Human males marking territory.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Waiting for the results.