Golf Course Gladiators Gifts

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I feel your pain."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

I'm Spartacus.

Biker Lawn Mower

Run, Mike, Run!

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Human males marking territory.

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"You've bust your hump."

Waiting for the results.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"Yes, it's report card time again."

Power Point Hell

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"