Golf Course Gladiators Pillows

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

Prize vegetables.

Rage.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I feel your pain."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

I'm Spartacus.

Biker Lawn Mower

Run, Mike, Run!

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"You've bust your hump."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Human males marking territory.

Waiting for the results.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Power Point Hell