Gladiators Pillows

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"No wonder we could get tickets."

'I meant the wine.'

'Says he is from somewhere called Nottingham!'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

I'm Spartacus.

Rage.

"I feel your pain."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Run, Mike, Run!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"You've bust your hump."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Going Shopping Together.

'He was just a temp.'

"We should settle this in the kitchen."

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

'Can I have my quarterback now?'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

'It was a power struggle but I won!'

Business problems in the cloud

'Spit him out, Vince! This is just practice. Save the rough stuff for the game.'

"You're very non-competitive. I like that in a brother."

Death sentence.